No Weigh!

I get that we’re supposed to go to the doctor every year to check in and see if all parts are operating properly and our liquids are producing stellar results. However, sometimes I put off these annual visits because do you know what they do at each one? Weigh you! How much does that really have to do with how healthy you are? Understandably, if you are overweight, there could be problems like high blood pressure, diabetes, snoring. However, if someone is overweight, you’re going to be able to tell just by looking at them. Why do doctors need to confirm their suspicions with factual data? I certainly don’t want to be privy to the facts. When I get the courage up to actually go to an appointment, I’m transparent and let the nurse know that I do not want to see the winning numbers because I’m pretty sure the digits are going to silently scream, “You need to be a loser!” So, I reluctantly step on the scale, drop my heavy purse to the floor (I don’t need that added baggage), stare at the wall and wait to see if a carnival barker yells, “We’ve got a winner!” because I reached the top number.

Honestly, I’m being a bit dramatic here as my weight does not have that many hundreds in it but it is certainly more than it should be. What kills me is that I exercise at least once most days, salad is my favorite snack (in addition to potato chips), I don’t eat desserts (unless Twizzlers and Dots count) and I drink water all the time (plus red wine—good for your health--and vodka—looks like water). I did give birth to two boys and I now qualify for AARP. Are these clues as to why that scale hates me?

I did some research as to why in fact checking your weight is part of an exam. Here is what I found. There may be times when it is medically necessary for you to be weighed – preoperatively and determining medication doses. That makes sense to me – doctors need some data to figure out the amount of anesthesia and pills you need based on your body mass. Plus, you can forget about your weight while under anesthesia and not care about it when taking certain pills. But, according to Be Nourished and  Yahoo Sports, you don’t actually have to get weighed other than those reasons!

I think it’s time to exercise our choice, not weigh in and rest easier as we visit the doctor to make sure our anatomy is functioning well while not broadcasting our last year’s body buildup.

What Counts?

I always liked Meatloaf, the band, definitely not the meal (sorry, I get that this is a fan favorite but it never played to my meat needs), and I've been thinking about the band a bit lately. With COVID-19 ensuring we stay home, I was under the impression I would get a lot of my weekend To Do list mostly done.. Yet, here it is Sunday and I hear Meatloaf humming the wrong words in my head, 2 out of 10 ain't bad.

Unexpected Virus Outcomes

Well, it's certainly been a while since I've posted on this blog. That doesn't mean that I haven't been jotting down the interesting sightings we all encounter in daily life. I've just been compiling then on a Word document only seen by me and I haven't even dedicated that much time to that. I'm trying to figure out why. And, I think this might be it. As much as I love writing when I'm on a roll, it is a lot of work. Those of you who also have this passion may know exactly what I mean. You need to get in the zone, examine your thoughts to see if the right ones are dancing from your brain, down your arms, into your fingertips, onto the keyboard and then magically appearing on that marvelous computer screen. Now, while this work is enjoyable, I have a full-time job and when it comes to my down time on the weekends, I like to lose myself in a book. I'm currently reading the Outlander series and for those of you out there who are also committed to these addicting tomes, you know how much time it can take. Good time but still time. But that urge to jot down thoughts and hopefully get your comments and reactions gave me such a sense of joy that I thought, let's get into this again.


First up, who isn't thinking about COVID-19? Also, you may be sick of hearing about the sickness. But I must say I find the changes because of it curious. With grocery stores being limited on items, you can't be choosy. So, this means having to alter your usual product choice. For instance, my husband came home with Grey Poupon, you know that fancy mustard that the guy in the limo eats? Well, we're not Grey Poupon people. We are store brand Dijon mustard people. Out of necessity, I committed to this fanciness when making salad dressing. I hope I don't become an elitist. Then, there's the open toilet paper discussion. I couldn't believe I was in a team meeting (remote, of course) and my boss started the meeting off by saying he had to go to the store that morning due to a toilet paper emergency. We could all sympathize. Had you asked me four months ago if I'd ever discuss toilet paper with my male boss, it would have been a firm no.

Book It

Well friends, if you like any of these stories, there are more available on my newly published book, "You Have to Laugh or You'll Cry, A Self-Laugh Guide", available on Amazon and Kindle. Thanks so much for reading my blog and please share your comments and stories. We're in this funny world together!

The Annual Visit Comes Too Often

As responsible ladies, we do our duty of an annual visit to a person who knows our bodies perhaps better than we do ourselves. During this investigative experience, ever notice the incredibly large selection of magazines in these doctors’ waiting rooms? It’s very useful to help distract your mind during the 1 ½ hour interim before you get to climb up on that table and….I hate to even think about it.

Wine, Sneeze and Crack-ups

I love red, red wine. The way it compliments a fine meal, the way it goes with potato chips, the way it makes salad taste that much better. However, when you spill the wine, it likes to make its mark.
Unfortunately, wine seems to have a tendency to jump out of my glass and land on inappropriate places—wall, laptop, pocketbook, etc.

 

Let’s Get the Man Out of Manicure

Why is it that I’m comfortable with a man gynecologist but not a man manicurist?

The Perfect Weight Gain Prevention Solution

Ha, ha, ha! The battery in my digital scale is dead. You know what that means? I can’t weigh myself therefore I ‘m not gaining any weight! What a relief! Or so I thought until I had an annual check-up at the ladies’ doctor. You know how they want you to strip for the exam but expect you to remain fully clothed for the weigh in? Does anyone else see the injustice in that?

Please Come Over, My House is a Mess

Since I can’t afford a cleaning person, I found that I need a way to motivate myself to clean the house instead of just staring at the mess and shaking my head. I’ve tried that. Shaking your head doesn’t work.

I Only Commute Because I Have to Get to Work

On my daily race to work, I was relieved I was making such good time! I maneuvered the car around the corner onto the next street that would take me that much closer to my destination and then…I saw it. A big yellow school bus. Every day, we commuters face these travel challenges. And, I wonder, is it totally necessary?

Attacked

They have a vendetta against my family. They’re constantly watching us. They unfailingly surround our home. They hide when you get brave enough to confront them, pretending they weren’t there at all. Except, they always leave evidence behind.

Dressing Rooms

As I tried on two sizes of clothes in the mall dressing room, examining how washed out my face looked and noticing that my hair seemed to have a green tinge, I wondered if any woman feels good about herself in the dressing room. I had my answer when I heard a gasp come from another stall.

Confessions of 40-somethings

“But officer,” I pleaded, “I have to go to the bathroom. That’s the only reason I was speeding.” And so, the dilemma of my overactive bladder goes. As soon as I turned 40, my hobby became finding the nearest ladies room.

Girl Talk--Note: Applies to Women from 20 to 90

One of the best qualities about sisters and good girlfriends is that we know how to share. I don’t mean clothes or jewelry (though many of us do) -- we know how to share our thoughts, feelings, experiences and advice. You know--the absolutely craziness that makes us women.

R U Understanding the Latest Technology?

I have a close friend named, Rutgg. Well, her name really isn’t Rutgg. It’s Ruth. I just happened to have had a hard time entering her name in my cell phone. I couldn’t figure out how to reverse, correct and pull out after entering a “g” instead of an “h” at the end of her name and somehow instead added another “g”. So, I just decided to change what I call her.

Get Packing

Another year, we decided to go to the most magical place in the world, Disney World. It’s true, it is magical. It’s also true that it is not a vacation for parents.

You're Driving Me Crazy

I work full-time about an hour from my house and my husband stays at home with the kids and works part-time at night about 15 minutes from our house. Why am I telling you this minutia about our lives? Because it helps explain my frustration on our family trip to DC, a three…hour…tour or so the song goes.