The Annual Visit Comes Too Often

As responsible ladies, we do our duty of an annual visit to a person who knows our bodies perhaps better than we do ourselves. During this investigative experience, ever notice the incredibly large selection of magazines in these doctors’ waiting rooms? It’s very useful to help distract your mind during the 1 ½ hour interim before you get to climb up on that table and….I hate to even think about it.

Wine, Sneeze and Crack-ups

I love red, red wine. The way it compliments a fine meal, the way it goes with potato chips, the way it makes salad taste that much better. However, when you spill the wine, it likes to make its mark.
Unfortunately, wine seems to have a tendency to jump out of my glass and land on inappropriate places—wall, laptop, pocketbook, etc.

 

The Perfect Weight Gain Prevention Solution

Ha, ha, ha! The battery in my digital scale is dead. You know what that means? I can’t weigh myself therefore I ‘m not gaining any weight! What a relief! Or so I thought until I had an annual check-up at the ladies’ doctor. You know how they want you to strip for the exam but expect you to remain fully clothed for the weigh in? Does anyone else see the injustice in that?

Please Come Over, My House is a Mess

Since I can’t afford a cleaning person, I found that I need a way to motivate myself to clean the house instead of just staring at the mess and shaking my head. I’ve tried that. Shaking your head doesn’t work.

I Only Commute Because I Have to Get to Work

On my daily race to work, I was relieved I was making such good time! I maneuvered the car around the corner onto the next street that would take me that much closer to my destination and then…I saw it. A big yellow school bus. Every day, we commuters face these travel challenges. And, I wonder, is it totally necessary?