The Perfect Weight Gain Prevention Solution

Ha, ha, ha! The battery in my digital scale is dead. You know what that means? I can’t weigh myself therefore I ‘m not gaining any weight! What a relief! Or so I thought until I had an annual check-up at the ladies’ doctor. You know how they want you to strip for the exam but expect you to remain fully clothed for the weigh in? Does anyone else see the injustice in that?

Please Come Over, My House is a Mess

Since I can’t afford a cleaning person, I found that I need a way to motivate myself to clean the house instead of just staring at the mess and shaking my head. I’ve tried that. Shaking your head doesn’t work.

I Only Commute Because I Have to Get to Work

On my daily race to work, I was relieved I was making such good time! I maneuvered the car around the corner onto the next street that would take me that much closer to my destination and then…I saw it. A big yellow school bus. Every day, we commuters face these travel challenges. And, I wonder, is it totally necessary?

Attacked

They have a vendetta against my family. They’re constantly watching us. They unfailingly surround our home. They hide when you get brave enough to confront them, pretending they weren’t there at all. Except, they always leave evidence behind.

Dressing Rooms

As I tried on two sizes of clothes in the mall dressing room, examining how washed out my face looked and noticing that my hair seemed to have a green tinge, I wondered if any woman feels good about herself in the dressing room. I had my answer when I heard a gasp come from another stall.

Confessions of 40-somethings

“But officer,” I pleaded, “I have to go to the bathroom. That’s the only reason I was speeding.” And so, the dilemma of my overactive bladder goes. As soon as I turned 40, my hobby became finding the nearest ladies room.

Girl Talk--Note: Applies to Women from 20 to 90

One of the best qualities about sisters and good girlfriends is that we know how to share. I don’t mean clothes or jewelry (though many of us do) -- we know how to share our thoughts, feelings, experiences and advice. You know--the absolutely craziness that makes us women.